lawakkan?

Bayangkan benda ini berlaku pada anda.
suatuhari pada masa sembahyang jumaat yang di hadiri oleh lebih kurang1,000 jemaah. tiba-tiba masuk dua orang lelaki yang menutupi seluruh tubuhnyer dgn pakaian hitam.tak nampak apa cuma dua bijimata and membawa mesingun... lalu salah seorang lelaki tu bertempik "Sesiapa yang sanggup MATI kerana ALLAH sila berdiri di tempat kamu" Selepas mendengar amaran lelaki itu maka segeralah bertempiaran lari para jemaah itu utk menyelamatkan diri. daripada jumlah yang 1,000 tadi tu hanya tinggal lebih kurang 20 orang sahaja yang masih berdiri di tempat masing-masing termasuk PakImam tu. Lelaki yang bertempik tadi segera membuka tutup mukanya lalu melihat ke arah Pak Imam sambil berkata: "Ok PakImam, saya dah halau SEMUA yang hipokrit, sekarang bolehlah PakImam mulakan sembahyang Jumaat".... Lalu kedua lelaki tersebut berpaling dan meninggalkan jemaah.

Macammana.adakah anda rasa lawak dgn cerita di atas.selainterhibur anda fikirlahlah. .."

Lawak kan , dari 1,000 org yg mengaku dia Islam hanya20 yg betul-betul beriman.... "Lawakkan berapa banyak manusia yang mudah lupakan ALLAH bila menghadapi bahaya kedua lelaki hanya membawa mesin-gun. dia tak kata pun nak bunuh. tapi generasi skrang. amat lemah. baruk ena ugut terus lari lintang pukang. lupa yg dia tak sembahyang jumaatlagi."

Lawak, ada juga yang agamanya cuma seminggu sahaja.tu pun bila time sembahyang jumaat. tunjuk muka kat org kampung. ada tu lagi dashyat setahun 2 kali aje..bile time sembahyang raya..."

Lawakkan, ramai orang percaya kepada gosip dan apa yang di tulis oleh surat khabar daripada apa yang tercatit dsalam al Quran"

"Lawak kan , berapa ramai yg percaya dunia hanya sementara, akhirat adalah tempat yang kekal, tapi berlumba-lumba mengejar dunia"

"Lawak, kita boleh bersembang dgn boyfriend atau girlfriend berejam-rejam tapi nak berdoa kepada ALLAh alahai. tak cukup masa."

"Dan lebih lawak lagi, bila kita boleh post banyak thread atau email yang berunsur lawak jenaka dan lucah kesemua tempat tapi merasa berat nak berkongsi dan nak hantar artikel2 yang berunsur agama "

1. Anda rasa anda hot?
ergh. tidak.

2. Bila kali terakhir makan pizza.
last month maybe

3. Lagu terakhir anda dengar.
pocketfull of sunshine by natasha bedingfield

4. Apa yang anda sedang buat selain dari tag ini?
chatting at myspace

5. Selain dari nama anda sendiri apa nama yang anda suka dipanggil?
ana. hee :D



sumpahh i miss u guys :(

ngee :D

haha. yey. last day of scholl. haha. bye bye school. benci kaw. ;D haha. pergh. nnti sumpah rindu kat diorng. dian. cida. aziq. wiee. ehh aziq? haha. tade lahh. yey. tadi hari guru, then ade la persmbahan n watsoever. tadi bwak kemere. ini jea gambar smpat dimasukkan :D














p/s: ergh, cida tade cz die pngwas then kene jage budak. ngee. imy:D

my house.my house

haha. many people wonder where is my house is. yeahhh. here it is PV10 Danau Kota. :)
















p/s:datang-datang lahh yer. haha

ouh yeaaahhh. thanx alias yusri ;)

thursday; 28.5.09

ouhh. nasib baik kaw ade. ngaha. kalo ta aku kene balek sorang. haha. pas buat bende2 ta patot. jumpe alias kat depan skolaahh. huh. haha, thanx alias anta aku smpai jejantas. kalo ta balek sorng la nmpak nye. ouhh yeaahh, ngaha. ta lupe. najib. tpi setengahh jalan je la. haha, aliass thanxthanx


p/s: thanx kat muaz jugak. sebab anta aku balik aritu. haha. ;)

hello holiday. byebye school

wiee. ngaha. cuticuti. naahhh. happy. haha. yeahh. 2 weeks. ;)) then, 8 of jun kitrng enjoyy rmai2.
hee ;)




ps : btw, bye bye school ; i hate u. haha
i like giant by kimya dawson


When I go for a drive I like to pull off to the side
Of the road, turn out the lights, get out and look up at the sky
And I do this to remind me that I'm really, really tiny
In the grand scheme of things and sometimes this terrifies me

But it's only really scary cause it makes me feel serene
In a way I never thought I'd be because I've never been
So grounded, and so humbled, and so one with everything
I am grounded, I am humbled, I am one with everything

Rock and roll is fun but if you ever hear someone
Say you are huge, look at the moon, look at the stars, look at the sun
Look at the ocean and the desert and the mountains and the sky
Say I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye
I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye

When I saw Geneviève I really liked it when she said
What she said about the giant and the lemmings on the cliff
She said 'I like giants
Especially girl giants
Cause all girls feel too big sometimes
Regardless of their size'

When I go for a drive I like to pull off to the side
Of the road and run and jump into the ocean in my clothes
And I'm smaller than a poppyseed inside a great big bowl
And the ocean is a giant that can swallow me whole

So I swim for all salvation and I swim to save my soul
But my soul is just a whisper trapped inside a tornado
So I flip to my back and I float and I sing
I am grounded, I am humbled, I am one with everything
I am grounded, I am humbled, I am one with everything

So I talked to Geneviève and almost cried when she said
That the giant on the cliff wished that she was dead
And the lemmings on the cliff wished that they were dead
So the giant told the lemmings why they ought to live instead

When she thought up all those reasons that they ought to live instead
It made her reconsider all the sad thoughts in her head
So thank you Geneviève, cause you take what is in your head
And you make things that are so beautiful and share them with your friends

We all become important when we realize our goal
Should be to figure out our role within the context of the whole
And yeah, rock and roll is fun, but if you ever hear someone
Say you are huge, look at the moon, look at the stars, look at the sun
Look at the ocean and the desert and the mountains and the sky

Say I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye
I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye
I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye
And I don't wanna make her cry
Cause I like giants
saya suke die serta benci die.








p/s: bhahahahahahahhahaa. ayat pelik jea ;)

bhahahahaha. bodo!

bahahahaha. sumpa bodo gile! bole ke die ckp cmtu. weh tolong lahh. aku ta ckp pape pon. deny or app. melebeh gile kaw.ergh. bodo.bodo.bodo. kaw telah mengeluar kan statement yng salah same skali laaa wehh! hahahahahahaha. ergh. sakit perut aku bile bace comment kaww.btw, thanx babe. kaw da buat cite bukan bukan la. eshh. nak tau sape? rajin2 tnye aku. hahaha. pape la kaw.

selamat hari guru ;)

dedicated to ;


sekolah padang tembak 2
  • cikgu norhaniza
  • cikguu mawardi
  • cikgu shukri
  • cikgu azman
  • cikgu norhaliza
  • cikgu mahani
  • cikgu yusuff
  • cikgu rozita
  • cikgu hayazi
  • cikgu ain
  • cikgu haslina :(
sekolah taman melati

  • cikgu yazid
  • cikgu yuslan (gimnastik ;) )
  • mr rahman
  • cikgu shukri
  • teacher jaqueline
  • cikgu jamaliah
  • cikgu jamilah
  • cikgu laili
  • cikgu khairin
  • cik norlizam
  • cikgu zaid
  • cikgu alex
  • cikgu marina
  • cikgu iznariza
  • cikgu azri
smk taman melati

  • cikgu najayati
  • cikgu haslizawati
  • cikgu mansor
  • cikgu erwan
  • cikgu rahim
  • cikgu azma
  • cikgu puteri
  • cikgu hazlina
  • cikgu madihah
  • cikgu radeiyatul
  • ustazah syikin
  • cikgu rozimawati
  • cikgu ayu ;)


terima kasih kerana mengajar sayaa yang banyak karenah ini. haha. sayangg cikgu ;)

ouhh. ouhh. ustazah merajuk ;(

ergh. ustazah. saya mintak maaff tau ;)



ouh. yeahh. 13/5, bhahaha. awl pagi da gelak2. then beratur.
pengawas sepeti biase. ayt die. "angkat tngn. jatuh. angkt tngn. jtuh. diam"
then, ktrang trus pegi surau cz mase agme first. bace Al-Quran. firstly syamwill kene bace. then aku pulak kene bace . babe. gile cuak. haha. bce gagap2 doe. takut salah. tapi alhamdulillah da lame lancar. haha ;)
da beberape orang turn muaz plak. time muaz bce, afis maen2. aku pndng die. die sebut satu perktaan yng aku tersngt lahhh malaaaasssss nk denga. bhaha. then ustazah marah die. padan muke kaw.
then, acap pegi seret gunting kat sal. duhh. ustazah da la tengah marah. and then, tibe2 ustazah tutup Quran.
dahhhhhh pulak. sume orng da tau ustzah merajuk. semua terdiam. sian jugak kat ustzah doe. laki maen2 mase bce Quran. gelak2 la.
then laki ckp pompuan lgi bising. HELL-Oh peeps! korang lagi bising suda ahh. abis mase terbuang begitu shaja. haa ;)

exam fever

ergh. exam. benci.benci. sakit kepala bile study study study. pening, pening. kene perah otak buat latihan. boring. exam boring! hate it! badan pon penat. then tadi, kene wat latihan. sains la, math la, agma la.. erghh. benci la wehh. huh.


btw, wish me luck ;)

.


thinking of you ;)



Comparasons are easily done
once you've had a taste of perfection
like an apple handing from a tree
I pick the ripest on i still got the seed

you said move on where do i go
I guess second best is all i will know

cause when im with him i am thinking of you, thinking of you
what you would do if
you were the one who was spending the night
oh i wish that i was looking into your eye

you're like an indian summer in the middle of winter
like a hard candy with a surprise center
how do i get better once ive had the best
you said there's tons of fish in the waters
so the waters i will test

he kissed my lips i taste your mouth
he pulled me in, i was discussed with myself

cause when im with him i am thinking of you, thinking of you
what you would do if
you were the one who was spending the night
oh i wish that i was looking into your....

the best and oh i do regret
how could i let myself let you go
and now, now the lessons learned
i touched and i was burned
oh i think you should know

cause when im with him i am thinking of you, thinking of you
what you would do if
you were the one who was spending the night
oh i wish that i was looking into your eye, your eyes, your eye
wont you walk through and
bust down the door and take me away no more mistakes
cause in your eyes i'd like to stay

zodiac

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.



TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty


MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever.Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!




LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.




VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget the one and only..




LIBRA - The Lame One


Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times.




SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers... Can be a good friend but if disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.




SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover


Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker.Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser.
One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do... Messy, and unorganized... Procrastinators​.​ Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family.. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.


PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

happy happy birthday!


month ; may (5)

jaminah (dian's mom): 1
siti sahirah : 6
aliff asyraf : 8
nur amirah syafiqah (sister) : 16

my friends ;)

everybody have bestfriend, so do i. i have two very very good friend. i kwow i can trust them. i realy love them like i love my family.they are a great give fom god besides my family. they always besides me through ups and down. i know i can depends on you guys.it will be shit!, if you break my heart or talk bad about me, and surely i'll be hurt.you guys are my very best friend and im telling you the truth mann. eventhough the three of us have our own personalities but we have chemistry.we like talk bad about other. duhh ( every body does) shopping and not miss, catch a movie. dian and syida, i realy love both of you. i hope, we will stick togather no matter what happens, dont leave me because you guys know how much i need both of you.


from your friend ;)
nur amalia farhanah bt zulkarnain

zebra question ;)

i ask the zebra,
are you black with white stripes
or white with black stipes?
and the zebra ask me
are you good with bad habits
or bad with good habits?
are you quiet with noisy times
or you noisy with quiet times?
are you sad with happy days
or you happy with sad days?
are you sloppy with neat ways
or you neat with sloppy ways?

and on and on and on he went
i'll never ask a zebra
about stripes
again

(shel sitverstien)

haha ;)

pada 29/4/2009, saya,dian, hafiz dan amar iaitu adek saya telah keluar dan bergerak ke klcc. firstly, kami berempat hanya mahu pergi ke jj sahaja kerana nak teman hafiz yang kempunan nak makan mcd. haha ( sori afis). jadi alang alang da keluar kami pon bergerak ke klcc. dah pegi klcc ape lagi ape lagitengok wayang laa kann. kami keluar dalam pukul 4 kerana hafiz tersanggatt lahh lambat kerana hujan. jadi pabila tiba d klcc kami pon terus pegi ke counter tok beli ticket. erghh. afis & dian, terutama afis lahh. tersngat lahh mahu tengok JANGAN TEGUR. saya dengan kata putus nak jugak tengok THE ORIGINS OF WOLVERINE. jadi mereka pon mendengar kata saya. haha. ;) kami tengok dalam 4.45 then cerita tu abis pukul 6.45. wohh. nak dekat pukul 7 daa. baik cepat balek. eshh. afis dan amar pulak kelaparan lalu memksa kami makan dhulu sblom balik. * eshh, da lmbat masih la mahuu mkan. duhh.* afis membeli nasi goreng ayam dan amar spaghetti bolognese ;) jadi saya dan dian melihat mereke makan dengan selera kami pon membeli makanan. ;) kami ponn mkan dengan pantas. haha. tiba d lrt dlm pukul 7. kami terpkse lahh beratur kerana ketika itu waktu pekerja balik. eshh. tersngat lahh rmai. dan kami selamat sampai ke rumah tepat pukul 7.30. haha ;



ni lahh gamba2 yang sempat kitrang amik. ade lagi tapi mlas nk upload bnyak banyak. ;)



beli spaghetti dian amik kesempatan amik gamba saya. haha


spaghetti kitorang lagi sedap lahh dri nasi ayam kaw. haha


dian amik spaghetti ammar. haha


tiada ulasan. malu sahaja ;)