3 pontianak

Maka tersebutlah kisah perihal 3 ekor pontianak.
Memasing nak nunjuk
siapa yang paling terer.
Mereka pun mengadakan sebuah pertandingan
tunjuk sapa paling power.
Pontianak yang paling muda diberi kesempatan
untuk
memulakan pertandingan.
Lalu dia pun terbang secepat kilat, tak sampai 2
minit dah balik. Mukanya penuh dengan lumuran darah, dan menyeramkan.




Terus dia berkata : "Nkorang nampak kampung kat seberang bukit itu ?"
Yang dua ekor pontianak tu ngangguk, "Iya, nampak.
"Satu kampung tu
itu...habiissss aku kerjakan!!!!"




Angin jugak dua ekor pontianak tu dengar keangkuhan pontianak muda.
Kini
giliran pontianak yg setengah abad tu pulak.
Dia pun pergi sekelebat
jugak, tak sampai 1 minit dah balik, mukanya juga penuh dengan cucuran
darah.




"Nkorang nampak Bandar tu ?", katanya dengan muker yg kerek "Iya,
nampak", yang dua ngangguk juga.
"Satu bandar itu juga habiiissssss!!!",
kata
pontianak yg setengah abad sambil ketawa seram," ha ha ha hah".




Pontianak yang satunya lagi tambah panas, dia pun nak show off jugak.

Dia pun tunjukk skill terbang cam kilat.
Amat lah terperanjat nya dua
sahabatnya, sebab tak sampai setengah minit dia dah balik, dengan penuh
cucuran darah di mukanya...



Lalu pontianak yg 2 ekor tu berkata, "gilaa ahh dia ni tak sempat aku
nak duduk dia dah balik, memang dia paling power".
Sambil mengosok gosok
idong nya pontianak tu pun berkata , "Nkorang nampak tembok batu tu ?"
"Nampak! Nampak!", kata yang 2 ekor tu...



"Err aku tadi tak nampak".

haha. thats true mennn

TEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.



NINE:

You smile when you hear their voice.



EIGHT:

When you look at them, you can't see
the other
people around you, you just see
him/her.


SIX:

They're all you think about.



FIVE:

You realize you're always smiling when
you're
looking at them.



FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just
to see them.



THREE:

While reading this, there was one
person on your
mind this whole time.



TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that
person, you
didnt notice number seven was missing





ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are
now silently
laughing at yourself.

p/s+ saye hanya copy dan paste. original dari alia aqila ghazali ;)

-

mereka rakan. mereka kekasih hati

pelbagai masalah kami kongi bersama. ;) syngs korang lahh.

firdian azizah binti mahat

mula mengenali firdian azizah binti mahat pada 3/1/08. mula rapat beberapa minggu selepas itu dan mula menjadi rakan baik selepas itu. bergosip,mengutuk,mengata,memuji semua bersama dia. dia seorang yang kuat ketawa dan tidak mudah putus asa serta mmpunyai ramaiiii peminatttt ;)

nur syahida binti ahmat

mula mengenali nur syahida binti ahmat pada thun 2006(tarikh tdk dpt ingt). mula rapat pada 2007 tetapi meneruskn hubungn kepada rakan baik pada 2008. sentiasa berkongsi cerita, bergosip,mengutuk,mengata,memuji orang bersama die. dia kuat ketawa dan sesuai menjadi teman untuk meluahkan masalah. ;)

ape suda jadi .?

Israel kembali melakukan penghinaan terhadap simbol-simbol Islam. Media massa Israel baru-baru ini melansir foto sarana buang air kecil yang dikeluarkan sebuah perusahaan di Israel, berbentuk perempuan berjilbab.



Jenis tempat buang air kecil ini, menurut media massa Israel sangat laris di p asaran Israel.



Sejumlah sumber seperti dikutip Albawaba menyebutkan bahwa bentuk toilet itu memang diarahkan untuk menghina simbol Islam dan kaum Muslimin. Produk pertamanya berasal dari AS dan diimpor ke Israel. Kini, bentuk toilet seperti ini sangat banyak didapati di Israel.

(na-str/albwb)

lucky for u ;)

nahhhh amik lirik lagu ni. khas untuk kaw la ngekk ;) syang kaw. haha

lucky ;)

Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

prfft

"Perempuan,
kalau comel mesti dianggap 'bodoh'.

Kalau tak ayu digelar 'pengkid buruk'.

Kalau gemuk 'didiskriminasi'.

Kalau kurus dituduh 'anorexic'.

Kalau kahwin lambat digelar 'andartu' dan aku pun tak tahu apa silap mereka.

Kalau bercerai orang kata tak pandai jaga suami.

Kalau cantik dan single orang anggap 'perampas lelaki'.

Kalau balu dianggap 'perosak rumahtangga orang'.

Kalau jadi bos orang sudah label 'ladyboss moody'."

sangat susahh menjadi perempuan kan.?

haha. totally original me :)

ouh yeahhh. thats me babyyy :)

haha. babe. jangn happy sngt!

ouh, yeah. yesterday, which is 2/4/09. sharp 10.10pm , muhammad nizam kurniawan bin zulkefli telah mintak kapel kat firdian azizah binti mahat. ouh yeahh, from abang angkt to bf. haha.
let see how nizam mintak kapel kat dian:

n:urm,u pon tau en dri dlu agy i cke u. sudi x u jadi awq i lek.

hee, after that i dun noe wat happens. mlas nk masok cmpur. but then, dian ckp akn bgi tau keptusan nye besok. means arini lahh kot-3/4/9. and sharp 2.34 pm, dian say yes to nizam.
haha. nizam rep:

n:yey!

to dian: dun be to excited my friend, after dis we dun noe wat will happens. but, hope u always happy with him. luv u lahh. :)

to nizam: dont u ever dare hurt my beloved friend feelings. if u do that, i will kick your butt mannnn :)

ouh. yeahhh

to: mohammad najib bin ismail

2 april 1995(14)

• happy big 14th birthday babe.
• may god bless you in watever ure doing.
• keep maintaining your alim and skema personalities.
• haha. you re older now lahh najib. duhh. :)

hmmmm

sumting bad happens this morning

the truth :)

001. Real Name : Nur Amalia Farhanah bt zulkarnain bin zakaria
002. Nickname(s) : Amalia, ama, acek, anaconda(hafiz, even i dont know y he called me that)
003. Age : fourteen kott :P
004. Zodiac Sign : piesces
005. Male or Female : Female
006. Elementary : -
007. Middle School: SK Padang Tembak 2(stdrd 1-3), SK Taman Melati(stndrd 4-6)
008. High School : SMK Taman Melati(f1-f5, maybe)
009. College School : -
010. Hair colour : black of course
011. Long or Short : short lahh
012. Loud or Quiet : Depends
013. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans
014. Phone or Camera : Phone
015. Health Freak : huh??
016. Drink or Smoke : never ever
017. Do you have a crush on someone : totally, ouh yeahhhhh
018. Eat or Drink : both
019. Piercings : haha. nope. nope.
020. Tattoos : NEVER!
021. Social or Anti-Social: anti-soial *haha. budak baek
022. First Piercing : tah. cannot remember
023.First real relationship? : ade lahh
024. First Best Friend : azlin binti samsuri. miss her so muchh!
025. First Award : haha. ive got 3rd place in stndrd 1 an2. after that, never lahh
026. First Kiss : ahahaha. xD
027. First Pet : cat. maybe.
028. First Big Vacation : tah. haha
029. First Love at first sight: haha. yeahh. till now i emember him. haha
030. First Big Birthday : 18.3.09. :)

Currently

049. Eating : nasi putih and kuah asam. wahh!
050. Drink : teh'o ais
051. Excitement Level :5/10
052. I'm about to : hang out with my friends
053. Listening to : papa roach by last resort
054. Plan for today : maen baling2 kertas. stupid. haha
055. Waiting for : go out with friend at june09
056. Energy Level :7/10 kot
057. Thinking of someone: yup.yup
058. Want kids? : never think about that fer now
059. Want to get married?: yes, of course lahh..
060. Careers in mind? : a stewerdess

Which is better in the boy/girl you like,

068. Lips or Eyes? : eyes
069. Romantic or Funny? : both ;D
070. Shorter or Taller? : Taller
071. Protective or Caring? : both
072. Romantic or Spontaneous? : romantic
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: haha. tah
074. Sensitive or Loud? : both
075. Hook-up or Relationship? : relationship
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? :dont know la.

Have you ever,

080. Lost glasses or contacts : ta penahh. cz ta penah ade
081. Ran away from home : nope. gile.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: gun. hoho
083. Killed somebody : want to but afraid to do that
084. Broken someone's heart : penahh
085. Been arrested : never
087. Cried when someone died : yes, yes, yessss

Do you believe in,

089. Yourself : yes!
090. Miracles : sometimes when i lost hope
091. Love at first sight: No
092. Heaven : yes
093. Santa Claus : No.no
094. Tooth Fairy : No.no
095. Kiss in the first date: haha. no.no!

Truthfully,

097. Is there someone you would want to be with right now? : yes. i want.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now? : yes, but sumtimes nahh.
099. Do you believe in God? : im muslim mann, fer sure YESS
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people:

1 . mira
2. firdian
3. syahida
4. adlin
5. farah
6. hanisah
7. ranareem
8. aesya
9. ika
10. safarina