38 things guys should know about girls

ouh Okay, so I found this list while i was reading someone blogs. I found it mostly true, so, i thought that it would be nice to post it so everyone else also can read it and do not forget agree with it. so, Enjoy (:


01. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
02. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
03. This is how we see it . . . Don't call it means you Don't Care.
04. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
05. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
06. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (its easy)
07. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
08. Eye contact is key.
09. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
10. Laugh at our jokes.
11. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
12. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
13. Do not start with us. You will not win.
14. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
15. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
16. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
17. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
18. We love surprises!
19. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
20. PAY ATTENTION to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
21. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
22. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning he favor.
23. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
24. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
25. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
26. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
27. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
28. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
29. It takes a special kind of stupidity to forget birthdays.
30. Guys who are good cuddles = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
31. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
32. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to ouh surely it means YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
33. If you are not a good dancer , please be self-aware.
34. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
35. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
36. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
37. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
38. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.